"Pass the shark repellent Robin"

Lots of confirmed reports in both the local media and UK press of a shark attack in nearby Morreira. Apparently a woman was bitten in the leg by a 10ft shark, thought to possibly be a great white. All Morreira beaches were shut after it was also spotted by authorities. Dave Kelly suggested wearing a Liverpool shirt. That might be a good idea if it had Salah on the back as nothing can catch him right now. But I prefer to go with the old fashioned batman method so have ordered the strongest shark repellent.